Why Arn't more games musicals?

Yes, yes, i missed my last deadline, 2018 round up pushed back to next time, meh. That happens when you live a high octane life like mine, somewhere in between racing classic cars down in the south of France and picking up a cheese and onion slice at Gregg's it must have slipped my mind. Taking time out from a busy schedule can make all the difference when developing a video game, a few years ago the assassin's creed series did so much to my total nonchalance as i’ve not played any of their games since or before black flag.

Wow that actually neatly set up what i could talk about today, shame i spoiled it by pointing that out, but hey can i really blame me? Let's spend the next paragraph discussing the issue with needlessly verbose prose. This is getting a bit much.

Ass creed, haha, ass. Assassin creed, haha, double ass! Creed is 2015 sports drama and successor to the much beloved rocky franchise. In which, the son of rocky’s rival is taught to be a real good phili boxer by ya boy rocky. Brawling is a very limited element in black flag, the game is much more focused on pirate songs, and why not?

Immersion is all about the construction of a version of reality that streamlines the experience. Fortunately an entire genre of film is devoted to going this via music, the aptly named musical has been a staple of film ever since les miserables was released in 2012 but some ‘historians’ claim it was even earlier as live music has been used an accompaniment to film before the use of synchronised recorded audio but this was before Hugh jackman started acting so can it be really be called a musical? This review is starting to show a few red flags, huehuehue.

Okay it’s three hours later and i got tied up trying to help a canal boat but ultimately skipped out because of more pressing matters, this. I suppose given that many a fierce pirate has died running a ground this can at least be written of a somewhat related tangential spurt. My point is that assassins creed: black flag isn’t just a Ac game with some boat stuff tacked on, it’s also the first game which is a explicitly a musical! There are plenty of games with good soundtracks integrated into the story, transistor i’m looking at you, yes yes take a bow.

But there is no music in the cut-scenes and the assassin parts of the game, so how can it be considered a musical. This is quite true but the cut-scones aren't the game, they’re bits that break up the game, like raisins, and secondly the assassins (still giggling about that btw) is entirely boring and tedious and i don’t like it and it’s repetitive and i’ve even done this very same joke before but better when it was fresher and it’s completely unchanged from previous versions so why?

So with two thirds of the game discarded as tripe, tripe of the blandest most congealed sort, that leaves the extended adventures of a pirate and his crew plundering, looting and otherwise rumming it up in the Caribbean. Yes, you play as a pirate in the Caribbean but it’s about as fun as the first film and not the sequels but we don’t get zombie skeleton pirates and why not? I’m serious, copyright infringement aside i hold that the game could be made better by leaning in and going full camp with it’s premise.

The ever shifting sea lanes means enemy brigs can creep on up you mid battle and change the tide, (GET IT? ) in a heartbeat. So too will pirate hunters give a slow burn of anxiety as they chase you across the map drawing ever closer forcing you to ask: “do you fear death jack sparrow.” Shoot the ship, board the ship, loot the ship, be in bed by 8pm. A pirate's life for me.

Back to the previous point. This being: the game is a musical. Whenever you’re not in combat your crew is belting out hearty sea shanties, the use of diegetic music is rare in video games and rarer still is it’s fluid integration into setting. I know it seems a petty point to praise a game on and that the music isn’t even linked to stages in the story like that one time they did it in read dead and i felt all sad and stuff, but credit where it is due.

Also taking the idea of camping it up, turning this into assassins creed: treasure island (the Muppet version) would have made this an immediate 10/10. This does beg several questions such as why am i praising a game for what i envision it could have been? Would long john silver get his own musical number? YES! And why i am asking so many questions today. Well to tell you the truth, i’m not sure, maybe it’s just habit?

I give this game a ‘shiver my timbers’ out a ‘leave her johnny leave her’